Dolly Parton Workout and Diet

‘I’ve been every size in the world, [but] I’d be big as a house if I ate everything I wanted.’

‘I do have to watch my weight because I’m only 5 foot, and you can’t hold on to too much weight when you’re so short.’

‘My best bet is to stay on low-carb because…you can actually eat quite a bit of food of the things you’re allowed.’

‘I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.’

‘I always was a junk food person, still am.’

‘You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.’

‘Stop this attitude that older people ain’t any good anymore! We’re as good as we ever were — if we ever were any good.’

‘I just don’t have time to get old.’

‘I look at myself like a show dog. I’ve got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.’

‘I’m just gonna eat everything and go ahead and weigh 500 pounds and have to be buried in a piano case.’

‘I just love the wee hours.’

‘If you talk bad about country music, it’s like saying bad things about my momma. Them’s fightin’ words.’

‘You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.’

‘My husband says I look like a Q-tip.’

‘If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m gonna get it sucked, tucked or plucked.’

‘I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.’

‘I was the first woman to burn my bra. It took the fire department 4 days to put it out.’